Maybe I’m just scared of anyone getting close enough to see all of my flaws all zoomed in and out in the open.
Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks
Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.
No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…
There is no escape from this.
man every time i rewatch captain america i’m like. so inspired by dr. erskine. what a dude. bleeding out in steve rogers’ arms and his final act before dying is to go in for a last second boob touch. like, the dude saw his window of opportunity closing and he snatched it. not gonna see pecs like those in a shirt that tight in the afterlife. gotta make every minute on earth count.
In times of trouble, Tina Belcher comes to me, speaking words of wisdom…
[ 19 ] Enough Said
I’m tired of being funny.
John Scalzi gets it.
"Nip that crap in the bud, gentlemen. You can do it."
Please reblog 50 million times, then print out and hand it to every guy you know.
John Scalzi. My hero.
whenever you’re in a situation where you need motivation just whisper “give ‘em the old razzle dazzle” to yourself and proceed to give ‘em the old razzle dazzle.
On filming the ‘Purple Wedding’ with the cast
Chrys watches GoT [x]