He is cute as shit
Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality
seduce me with tickets to disney world
This is one of the most adorable comics I’ve ever read
I’ve been waiting for this to pop back up on my dashboard.. we are way too hard on ourselves.
every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash
And every man
Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.
Popping someone’s bubble of ignorance and forcing them to deal with reality.
That’s actually a really literal description of this gif
do you ever get upset because patrick stump doesn’t love himself as much as he should
It’s past 2am. You just started tidying. I would have helped if you had started hours ago. In fact, I’d have probably automatically done the dishes and tidied up myself if you’d not gone “hey, leave the dishes once you’re done, I’ll do them” while I was making tea.
In what scenario do I get to sleep any time soon? I’ll have to be up for Ryan’s parents arriving at 9am. It’s 2am now. Fuck you all.
Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.
Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.
There is no problem that sass cannot solve
Russell Brand Messiah Complex
This man is far more intelligent than many people give him credit for.
comedians generally are.
I could listen to this forever and never get bored